brooke's nooks.
May 21
#BdoesMatchdotcom
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#1
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43 year old cowboy hat wearing man:
"I'm probably a little outta your age range for dating but I can't help but think you're super sexy. We could maybe have a sug baby/daddy thing tho!"
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B:
"That's a very special offer, but I'm gonna have to decline. However, i do appreciate a good pair of Wranglers & a 10-gallon hat so i give you an A for effort there!"
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#2
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34 year old repetitive man:
(05/13/13) "hey there, how are you? have a good weekend?"
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34 year old repetitive man:
(05/20/13) "hey there, how are you? have a good weekend?"
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B:
"your emails are nothing if not consistent. but i think it's time you move it on. have a good day"
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#3
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24 year old EXTREMELY mature (his words, not mine) man:
(05/15/13) "It seems like we would have a lot in common! You should check out my profile and see if you would be interested in a great, athletic guy."
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(05/16/13) "I am just curious why I have never heard back. I turn 25 next month too and I'm extremely mature for my age!"
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(05/20/13) "Why won't you at least get to know me and see where it could go?"
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B;"i apologize for not writing back sooner. i'm new to this whole thing and wanted to give your first email a minute to sink in; however, before the minute was up you emailed again... and again. i did look over your profile and regardless of whether or not we have something in common, i don't think we see eye-to-eye when it comes to maintaining a particular level of humility. thanks for the kind words."
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(side note:
it took me 11 days to reply to an email. i don't know that i'm in the right place to take this whole idea seriously, & i'm not sure how long i'll keep my profile active, but if it continues to be this entertaining, it might be worth a renewal!)
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May 20
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daily outfit: the “neon for days” edition.
neon + gingham = Monday happiness.
this weekend was lovely.
i was outside for more hours than i was in,
i have a nice little tan going on,
& neon is my everything.
simple enough?
May 17

smile friday: this crew (emel, patrick & ben) makes me real happy.
i’ve been friends with patrick & ben since i was 13-ish years old (oh hey, freshman year of high school!)
they’ve seen me through awkward life stages, given me solicited & unsolicited advice about guys, seen me dressed up at prom & at show choir competitions, we’ve witnessed the highs & the lows, stayed in touch while attending three separate colleges & two different graduate programs…
& while i adore how much these two guys have stood by my side for 14 years, i thank them on a regular basis for introducing me to emel almost 4 years ago.
since our first meeting, our foursome has never looked back—we’re honest to the core, believe that anything goes & we never judge a word that escapes our mouths.
right now, Ben is the only one out of indy, but we’re crossing our fingers he returns real soon.
until then, our efforts to remain active in each other’s lives will stay the same—i mean, after so many years, they have way too much dirt on my life to leave now!
(picture taken last night at Bluebeard where the weather was perfect for outdoor dining & the host was kind enough to take a snapshot of our little crew.)

in an effort to truly recognize the simple pleasures in my life, i have compiled a list of random happenings that made the last seven days a lot brighter. (& trust me, they were all very much appreciated.)
- Blogger meet-ups. every meet & greet is so exciting & never as creepy as one might think. since day one, i’ve treated this blog as my little keepsake journal so i’m humbled by the fact there are people who actually read it as part of their daily routine.
- Client opportunities. 5 years ago, i never thought i’d be working at a company that even had clients- let alone would allow me to work on a fashionable client at that. so this week definitely caught me off guard—in a good way, of course. i’m always grateful for a diversion from my regular routine…especially if it involves a photographer, hair bows & a make-up artist.
- Emails from (EXTREMELY mature) 24 yr olds. thus far, Match.com is proving to be the most entertaining venture i’ve ever encountered. i get emails from creepy middle-aged men who are recently divorced living in Utah & then i get emails from college frat boys wondering why i haven’t responded within 24 hours of their original outreach. i’ve seen more selfies from scantily clad men than i ever cared to see & more pleas for attention than i frankly know how to handle. i’m not really sure why i joined Match (except for the fact that it’s #movinonmay), but a week into the commitment & i can understand why people keep subscribing. (you can also follow my adventures using the hashtag #BdoesMatchdotcom on twitter)
- Iced coffee. dear afternoon addiction, please don’t ever leave. xo, B
- Kindness. it’s really not that difficult to be kind. contain your sass when necessary, stop being a jerk & the whole world will be a way better place. simple enough?
- Print media. i have 10 magazines sitting on my coffee table & the Friday morning Indianapolis Star by my side. whoever said print media is dead clearly hasn’t visited my house.
May 16

daily outfit: the “crowns & bees” edition.
i love when i can mix comfort with style, & that is exactly what this EmersonMade top helps me do.
it’s silky & it’s lightweight, & today, it seems necessary.
i have dinner plans after work so i wanted something dressy enough, but not too restricting.
i think it works.

it’s become a crucial part of my weekly routine, one i never anticipated.
i bought a groupon for Pure Barre last fall, let it expire & thought that was it.
then, the biggest loser competition happened, i called the fine folks at the closest (& only Indiana location) & they kindly offered to accept my 10 class pass.
all it took was one Friday morning commitment & i was hooked.
the whole Lift.Tone.Burn workout is amazing—my legs shake, my core quivers & at the end of every hour-long session, i feel a strong sense of accomplishment.
but it’s more than that.
for one hour, twice a week, Pure Barre allows me the opportunity to step away from the madness of daily tasks, social media dependence & all other self-inflicted stressors.
for sixty minutes, i’m not tempted to unlock my phone & catch up on the lives of others—instead, i focus on me (& my often neglected muscles).
over the course of the past 6 months, i’ve purchased 2 groupons (10 classes each). so for now, i’m utilizing those bad boys. after that, i’ll have to decide whether or not i’ll commit to more—my mind is saying yes, but my budget is saying “holy shit, Pure Barre is expensive!” <—& it is.
in the meantime, if you’re wanting to go on a new fitness adventure or you simply yearn for a reason to set down your phone, i would highly recommend taking advantage of Pure Barre’s “first class free” offer.
i mean, if nothing else, who doesn’t lust after the infamous Pure Barre ledge?
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May 15

oscarprgirl:
perfection: the highest degree of proficiency, skill, or excellence.
& because it’s called, “BROOKE”